A Hat of a Mystery

Hey! It's me, Joey!

People always ask me, "Joey. What's under that hat of yours? Why do you always have it on?"

And its funny that they ask because I've always worn this hat. It's been a hand-me-down from my da-... big brother! He gave it to me when he found me, but it used to be too big for my tiny head.

When I was in school, I preferred wearing a baseball cap. It fit with the shirt I had, and because red's my favorite color. It's also a color my tootie-fruity likes wearing as lipstick (hehehehehe!)

Nowadays, people ask me what's under my hat as if there's some huge mystery surrounding it. Maybe they think there's a living monster hiding under my hat. Ooh! Maybe they think the hat is just a cover-up for a giant hole in the middle of my head.

Hahahaha! Oh man, some people actually believe the last bit! And with the amount of do-dads I hide in here... its a reasonable assum- ash... asummple... It's reasonable.

Who knows, maybe there's some wild conspiracy theory about me that I don't know about. I'd be happily surprised if there are!

~Joey

Joey's Hat Mystery