My Brother's Paper Brigade

To whom it may concern,

I, Cheky Sticktoon, humbly apologize to the news company and the local paperboy for my brother's constant harassment of your employees. I understand that the studio hasn't printed new syndicated comic strips in a while, but I do not feel it was right for my brother to constantly chase the paperboy through our neighborhood day-in and day-out. The news business is a constantly moving empire and I respect that. I, his brother, will do my best to work things out and restrain him. I'm pretty sure the amount of broken windows I've seen around here can attest to the problem. Again, I do humbly apologize and will fix this as soon as possible.

Sincerely,

~Cheky, Sticktoon's Brother